Stop AnsweringYour Own Freaking Phone
We gave AI a job: answering your phone. She's crushing it. You're welcome.
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Still answering your own phone? Bold choice
Let's face it — you suck at answering calls.
See AI ReceptionistHappier humans, thanks to our robot
People who fired their phones now won't shut up about it
How It Works (Because You're Busy and This is Easy)
Tell Sloane About Your Biz
Give us your company name, your website, and any other scraps of useful info you've got lying around. Sloane learns fast. Faster than your last intern, guaranteed.
Confirm Sloane's Not Making Sh*t Up
Double-check your details. Business name? Check. Services? Check. Sloane speaking like an actual human? Double check. Customize how she talks so no one knows it's AI (except you, obviously).
Point Your Calls at Sloane
Keep your number. Forward your calls. That's it. Seriously. It's like hiring a receptionist, but without the salary, drama, or "accidental" PTO.
Sloane Works. You Chill.
Sloane answers. Sloane takes messages. Sloane makes you look good. You get updates by email, text, carrier pigeon (okay, not really). Every call recorded, every message saved. Effort = minimal.
Questions Even Your Mom Would Ask
Does Sloane Actually Sound Human?
More human than most humans, actually. Natural voice, smart responses, zero robot vibes. Your customers won't even know they're talking to AI.
What If Someone Has a Super Weird Question?
Sloane handles weird like a champ. Can't answer something? She'll take a message and make sure you get all the details. No awkward "uhhhh" moments.
Can I Change What Sloane Says?
Hell yes. Update greetings, responses, everything — whenever you want. It's your business, your rules. Sloane just follows them perfectly.
What About My Existing Phone Number?
Keep it. Forward it. Done. No new numbers to memorize, no business cards to reprint. Your phone setup stays exactly the same, just better.
Is This Going to Be Another Tech Nightmare?
Nope. Setup takes 5 minutes. Seriously. No equipment, no installations, no IT department begging. Just forward your calls and boom — you're done.
Can't talk right now? Cool. We'll just burn this money.
The setup is so easy, you'll be suspicious. And that's fair.
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