Your AI ReceptionistAnswers Every Freaking Call
We gave AI a gender and job: she's your new 24/7 virtual receptionist. And she's crushing it. Every call, every customer, everyday. Small business phone answering, automated. You're welcome.
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Everything Your Small Business Needs
24/7 Phone Answering Service That Never Sleeps
Always On. Like Pop-Ups and Your Ex's Bad Decisions.
24/7 automated phone answering service
AI virtual receptionist that sounds human
Professional call handling for small business
Instant setup - keep your existing phone number
Free plan includes unlimited AI receptionist minutes
AI for customer service that actually works
Features That Actually Work
Always On. Like Pop-Ups and Your Ex's Bad Decisions.
Sloane never takes lunch breaks, mental health days, or mysteriously "forgets" to return calls. So go ahead — clock out, zone out, pass out. Sloane's still working.
No missed calls. No missed leads. Just missed alarms.
You keep "crushing it" at inbox zero while Sloane actually handles the real work.
Give off major Big Business energy — even if you're still in pajama pants at 3PM.
Because closing time is for bars, not your business line.
Talks Like You. But Smarter. And With Better Boundaries.
Sloane picks up your tone, your vibe, your quirks — without needing an awkward team-building offsite. It's like cloning your receptionist, minus the HR violations.
Sounds like it came straight from your brand book (or Karen's passive-aggressive Slack messages).
Knows when to talk, what to say, and how not to sound like a dial-up modem with attitude.
Keeps your customers chatting while you're off "ideating" or staring into the middle distance.
Too Smart for Spamotion. Unlike Your Uncle on Facebook.
Sloane screens out robocalls, telemarketers, and that guy who "just wants a minute of your time." Spoiler: it's never a minute.
Dumps junk calls faster than you delete LinkedIn connection requests.
Keeps your attention on real customers — the ones with wallets, not scripts.
Still lets your boss interrupt you, though. Even AI has limits.
Books Appointments So You Don't Have To. Or Want To.
While you nap, doomscroll, or aggressively "network" at happy hour, Sloane's locking in leads and filling your calendar.
No awkward follow-ups. No team huddles. Just results.
Every legit caller handled — zero help from Chad's "tech-savvy" roommate.
Keep the money flowing, even when you're MIA (or "meditating" with your phone face-down).
Sounds Human. But With Fewer Mood Swings.
Sloane is friendly, fast, and miraculously never hungover. Think: all the charm of a great receptionist, minus the coffee breath and passive aggression.
Shows up chipper, even on Monday mornings (unlike Janice — we said it).
Nails the script every time. No breaks. No drama.
Gets smarter the more it works — because surprise: it's not Karen, it's AI.
Happier humans, thanks to our robot
People who fired their phones now won't shut up about it
As someone with 50 years of business experience, I've had many live receptionists and used answering services over the years. After using Sloane AI, I fired my live answering service yesterday because Sloane provides more accuracy, faster responses, and 24/7 availability—all at a fraction of the cost.
Sloane has been a game-changer for my small business. I used to miss calls all the time when I was with clients, but now Sloane handles everything professionally. My clients love it, and I've seen a 30% increase in appointments since implementing it.
The AI technology behind Sloane is incredible. Callers often don't realize they're talking to an AI assistant. It captures all the information I need and sends it directly to me. It's like having a full-time receptionist at a tiny fraction of the cost.
As someone with 50 years of business experience, I've had many live receptionists and used answering services over the years. After using Sloane AI, I fired my live answering service yesterday because Sloane provides more accuracy, faster responses, and 24/7 availability—all at a fraction of the cost.
Sloane has been a game-changer for my small business. I used to miss calls all the time when I was with clients, but now Sloane handles everything professionally. My clients love it, and I've seen a 30% increase in appointments since implementing it.
The AI technology behind Sloane is incredible. Callers often don't realize they're talking to an AI assistant. It captures all the information I need and sends it directly to me. It's like having a full-time receptionist at a tiny fraction of the cost.
As someone with 50 years of business experience, I've had many live receptionists and used answering services over the years. After using Sloane AI, I fired my live answering service yesterday because Sloane provides more accuracy, faster responses, and 24/7 availability—all at a fraction of the cost.
Sloane has been a game-changer for my small business. I used to miss calls all the time when I was with clients, but now Sloane handles everything professionally. My clients love it, and I've seen a 30% increase in appointments since implementing it.
The AI technology behind Sloane is incredible. Callers often don't realize they're talking to an AI assistant. It captures all the information I need and sends it directly to me. It's like having a full-time receptionist at a tiny fraction of the cost.
As someone with 50 years of business experience, I've had many live receptionists and used answering services over the years. After using Sloane AI, I fired my live answering service yesterday because Sloane provides more accuracy, faster responses, and 24/7 availability—all at a fraction of the cost.
Sloane has been a game-changer for my small business. I used to miss calls all the time when I was with clients, but now Sloane handles everything professionally. My clients love it, and I've seen a 30% increase in appointments since implementing it.
The AI technology behind Sloane is incredible. Callers often don't realize they're talking to an AI assistant. It captures all the information I need and sends it directly to me. It's like having a full-time receptionist at a tiny fraction of the cost.
How It Works (Because You're Busy and This is Easy)
Tell Sloane About Your Biz
Give us your company name, your website, and any other scraps of useful info you've got lying around. Sloane learns fast. Faster than your last intern, guaranteed.
Confirm Sloane's Not Making Sh*t Up
Double-check your details. Business name? Check. Services? Check. Sloane speaking like an actual human? Double check. Customize how she talks so no one knows it's AI (except you, obviously).
Point Your Calls at Sloane
Keep your number. Forward your calls. That's it. Seriously. It's like hiring a receptionist, but without the salary, drama, or "accidental" PTO.
Sloane Works. You Chill.
Sloane answers. Sloane takes messages. Sloane makes you look good. You get updates by email, text, carrier pigeon (okay, not really). Every call recorded, every message saved. Effort = minimal.
AI Phone Answering Service Pricing for Small Business
Compare Sloane Against The Competition
Think of this chart as the Hall of Fame for overpriced answering services—except Sloane's here to ruin the party. While our competitors are busy charging you "because they can" prices, Sloane starts at free (yes, the forever kind, not the "we'll charge you next month when you forget to cancel" kind). Even our paid plans cost less than your monthly coffee habit—without the caffeine jitters, long hold times, or "press 3 to talk to someone who might care" nonsense. Scroll down and see for yourself: the gap between our pricing and theirs is big enough to drive a service van through.
| Company | Free Trial | Entry Level | Mid Tier | Top Tier | Custom Dev |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sloane | FREE | $19/mo | $49/mo | $99/mo | |
| Rosie | $49/mo | $99/mo | $199/mo | Custom | |
| Abby Connect | FREE | $89/mo | $165/mo | Custom | |
| Smith AI | $97/mo | $270/mo | Custom | N/A | |
| Simple Phones | $49/mo | $149/mo | $249/mo | Custom |
Sloane
Rosie
Abby Connect
Smith AI
Simple Phones
Questions Even Your Mom Would Ask
How does Sloane's AI phone answering service work?
Is this virtual receptionist service good for small business?
Does Sloane Actually Sound Human?
What If Someone Has a Super Weird Question?
Can I Change What Sloane Says?
What About My Existing Phone Number?
Is This Going to Be Another Tech Nightmare?
Can't talk right now? Cool. We'll just burn this money.
The setup is so easy, you'll be suspicious. And that's fair.
Free plan? Yeah, that's our vibe.