Finally, An AI Receptionist That Doesn't Ghost Your Callers
Sick of voicemails? Sick of "please hold"? Sick of people in general? Same. That's why we built Sloane — the AI receptionist who never needs coffee breaks, doesn't call in sick, and actually answers your damn phone.
Scheduling? Sure. Taking messages? Obviously. Making you look way more professional than you actually are? Done.
Let Sloane handle your calls, so you can get back to pretending you're "in a meeting."
Why Choose Sloane AI Receptionist
Launch Without the Tech-Induced Rage Quits
If you can open a browser, you can set up Sloane. No IT guy. No "quick" 4-hour onboarding calls. Just click, connect, done. Even your grandma could do it.
Affordable Enough You Won't Need a GoFundMe
Sloane won't bankrupt you. Flexible pricing, no surprise fees, and no need to sell a kidney. Pay less. Look pro. Win-win.
Grows With You (Like a Weird Mole)
Whether you're just starting out or pretending to run an empire, Sloane scales with you. More calls? Cool. Bigger business? Cool. World domination? Also cool.
Why Your Phone Situation is a Hot Mess
Still paying Cheryl to "man the phones" while she's secretly playing Candy Crush between calls? Yeah, we thought so. Human receptionists were fine in 1997, but today? Missed calls = missed money. And your business deserves better than awkward voicemails and endless hold music.
❌ Your Coverage Sucks
Karen needs a lunch break. Chad needs a sick day. Meanwhile, your customers need… well, someone who's actually there.
❌ Your Speed is Slower Than Dial-Up
People don't wait. If your phone rings more than twice, they're already giving your competitor money. Congrats on funding someone else's growth.
❌ Your Reach is Tiny
One person. One office. One shift. That's cute. Customers today expect help now, everywhere, all the time — not just when Janice finally logs in.
✅ Meet Sloane - Your Smartmouth Solution
AI-powered. Never sleeps. Doesn't call in hungover. Sloane answers every call with zero attitude, zero hold music, and answers people actually want to hear.
Available 24/7. Like Regret and Taxes.
Sloane doesn't sleep, eat, or ghost your customers. Your business stays open, even when you're binge-watching Netflix or "working remotely" from the beach.
Actually Sounds Like Your Business, Not a Robot.
Sloane learns how your business talks, acts, and handles calls. Think of it like hiring a receptionist who never forgets anything and doesn't steal office supplies.
Smart Enough to Ignore Stupid Calls.
Spam? Robocalls? That guy asking if you "need new windows"? Gone. Sloane filters the nonsense so only real humans get through.
Books Appointments While You Sleep (Or Day Drink).
Sloane captures leads, schedules appointments, and does the follow-up grunt work — no staff meetings required.
Sounds Human. But With Fewer Mood Swings.
Sloane is friendly, fast, and miraculously never hungover. Think: all the charm of a great receptionist, minus the coffee breath and passive aggression.
Experience the Sloane Difference (Yes, It's That Good)
Forget clunky AI, awkward hold music, and that receptionist who still doesn't know how to transfer a call. Sloane isn't here to "try." Sloane shows up, crushes it, and makes you look smarter just for using it.
How It Works (Because You're Busy and This is Easy)
Tell Sloane About Your Biz
Give us your company name, your website, and any other scraps of useful info you've got lying around. Sloane learns fast. Faster than your last intern, guaranteed.
Confirm Sloane's Not Making Sh*t Up
Double-check your details. Business name? Check. Services? Check. Sloane speaking like an actual human? Double check. Customize how she talks so no one knows it's AI (except you, obviously).
Point Your Calls at Sloane
Keep your number. Forward your calls. That's it. Seriously. It's like hiring a receptionist, but without the salary, drama, or "accidental" PTO.
Sloane Works. You Chill.
Sloane answers. Sloane takes messages. Sloane makes you look good. You get updates by email, text, carrier pigeon (okay, not really). Every call recorded, every message saved. Effort = minimal.
Look at All These Smart People Using Sloane (You Should Too)
We work with businesses of all sizes — from tiny startups running on caffeine and optimism to industry giants who probably don't even notice invoices anymore. They all trust Sloane to answer their phones because… duh.
AI that sounds good, works fast, and doesn't embarrass you in front of customers? Yeah, that's us.
Scroll through these logos and pretend you're not already jealous.
