Finally, A Phone Answering Service That is Free
Sick of voicemails? Sick of "please hold"? Sick of paying for basic service? Same. That's why we built Sloane — the FREE phone answering service who never needs coffee breaks, doesn't call in sick, and actually answers your damn phone.
Scheduling? Sure. Taking messages? Obviously. Making you look way more professional than you actually are? Done. And yes, it starts completely free.
Let Sloane handle your calls for free, so you can get back to pretending you're "in a meeting."
Launch Without the Tech-Induced Rage Quits
If you can open a browser, you can set up Sloane. No IT guy. No "quick" 4-hour onboarding calls. Just click, connect, done. Even your grandma could do it.
Affordable Enough You Won't Need a GoFundMe
Sloane won't bankrupt you. Flexible pricing, no surprise fees, and no need to sell a kidney. Pay less. Look pro. Win-win.
Grows With You (Like That Weird Mole You Should Probably Get Checked)
Whether you're just starting out or pretending to run an empire, Sloane scales with you. More calls? Cool. Bigger business? Cool. World domination? Also cool.
Why Your Phone Situation is a Hot Mess
Still paying Cheryl to "man the phones" while she's secretly playing Candy Crush between calls? Yeah, we thought so. Human receptionists were fine in 1997, but today? Missed calls = missed money. And your business deserves better than awkward voicemails and endless hold music.
❌ Your Coverage Sucks
Karen needs a lunch break. Chad needs a sick day. Meanwhile, your customers need… well, someone who's actually there.
❌ Your Speed is Slower Than Dial-Up
People don't wait. If your phone rings more than twice, they're already giving your competitor money. Congrats on funding someone else's growth.
❌ Your Reach is Tiny
One person. One office. One shift. That's cute. Customers today expect help now, everywhere, all the time — not just when Janice finally logs in.
✅ Meet Sloane - Your Smartmouth Solution
AI-powered. Never sleeps. Doesn't call in hungover. Sloane answers every call with zero attitude, zero hold music, and answers people actually want to hear.
You Don't Have To Answer Calls. Ever.
Available 24/7. Like Regret and Taxes.
Sloane doesn't sleep, eat, or ghost your customers. Your business stays open, even when you're binge-watching Netflix or "working remotely" from the beach.
Never miss a call. Or a lead. Or a nap.
Stay laser-focused on "important" tasks, like perfecting your Slack emoji game.
Look like a company that has its shit together, even after hours.
Your business doesn't stop at 5PM - and neither should your front desk.
Sounds Like Your Business, Not a Robot From Hell
Sloane doesn't sound like she's reading from a 1980s telemarketer script. She gets your vibe, matches your tone, and actually sounds like she gives a damn about your customers.
Custom greetings that sound like they came from your actual brain.
Handles questions without making customers want to throw their phone.
Takes messages that aren't just "someone called." Revolutionary, we know.
Because your customers deserve better than "Please hold while we transfer you to the void."
More Useless Humans Can't Do This, But Sloane Can
Custom Greetings, Minus the Fake Enthusiasm
Sloane answers with whatever vibe you want — polite, chill, or corporate buzzword bingo. First impressions matter. Sloane doesn't screw them up.
Smart Message Taking, Not Half-Assed Notes
No more "Call back Bob? Maybe about… something?" Sloane asks the right questions and gets the full story. On purpose.
Spam Filtering: Because Your Time > Robocalls
Sorry spammy robodialers, Sloane blocks your ass. Real humans only, please.
Smooth Call Transfers Without Awkward "Uhh, Hold Please" Moments
Transfers that don't suck. Sloane routes calls faster than Karen can say "not my department."
Multi-Language Support — Even Klingon (Maybe)
English? Spanish? Sarcasm? Sloane handles it all. No language barriers, just happy customers.
Instant Email & SMS Updates So You're Always In the Loop
Like a clingy ex, Sloane keeps you updated. Email, text — you'll know what's happening the second it happens.
Text a Link, Because Nobody Wants to Hear Directions Read Over the Phone
Links. Confirmations. Booking info. Delivered via text. Fast, simple, no awkward repeats.
Call Recordings & Transcripts: Receipts for Everything
Need to prove what was said? Want to catch someone lying? Sloane records it. Transcribes it. Files it. Boom.
Hear the Magic Happen (It's Less Boring Than You Think)
Don't just take our word for it. Listen to Sloane in action handling real calls with actual humans.
Appointment Booking
Watch Sloane effortlessly handle a booking request without breaking a sweat.
Customer Support
Sloane handles questions like a pro, minus the attitude.
Questions Even Your Mom Would Ask
Real Businesses, Real Results, Real Happy
"I used to spend half my day on the phone. Now I actually groom dogs. Revolutionary concept, right? Sloane saved my sanity and my business."
Sarah M.
Dog Grooming Salon
"24/7 coverage without paying overtime? Yes please. Sloane books more appointments than my human receptionist ever did. Sorry, Karen."
Mike T.
HVAC Services
"Professional, reliable, and never gossips about clients. Sloane is everything a receptionist should be. Plus, no sick days or drama."
Jessica L.
Law Office
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