Scheduling? Sure. Taking messages? Obviously. Making you look way more professional than you actually are? Done.
Let Sloane handle your calls, so you can get back to pretending you're "in a meeting."
If you can open a browser, you can set up Sloane. No IT guy. No "quick" 4-hour onboarding calls. Just click, connect, done. Even your grandma could do it.
Sloane won't bankrupt you. Flexible pricing, no surprise fees, and no need to sell a kidney. Pay less. Look pro. Win-win.
Whether you're just starting out or pretending to run an empire, Sloane scales with you. More calls? Cool. Bigger business? Cool. World domination? Also cool.
Still paying Cheryl to "man the phones" while she's secretly playing Candy Crush between calls? Yeah, we thought so. Human receptionists were fine in 1997, but today? Missed calls = missed money. And your business deserves better than awkward voicemails and endless hold music.
Karen needs a lunch break. Chad needs a sick day. Meanwhile, your customers need… well, someone who's actually there.
People don't wait. If your phone rings more than twice, they're already giving your competitor money. Congrats on funding someone else's growth.
One person. One office. One shift. That's cute. Customers today expect help now, everywhere, all the time — not just when Janice finally logs in.
Sloane doesn't sleep, eat, or ghost your customers. Your business stays open, even when you're binge-watching Netflix or "working remotely" from the beach.
Never miss a call. Or a lead. Or a nap.
Stay laser-focused on "important" tasks, like perfecting your Slack emoji game.
Look like a company that has its shit together, even after hours.
Your business doesn't stop at 5PM - and neither should your front desk.
Sloane learns your business inside-out. Product details, FAQs, your weird policies — all internalized and explained better than most humans ever could.
Delivers consistent, friendly service (even on Mondays).
Never screws up a script, never needs a break.
Learns and improves, like AI… because it is.
Sloane answers with whatever vibe you want — polite, chill, or corporate buzzword bingo. First impressions matter. Sloane doesn't screw them up.
No more "Call back Bob? Maybe about… something?" Sloane asks the right questions and gets the full story. On purpose.
Sorry spammy robodialers, Sloane blocks your ass. Real humans only, please.
Transfers that don't suck. Sloane routes calls faster than Karen can say "not my department."
English? Spanish? Sarcasm? Sloane handles it all. No language barriers, just happy customers.
Like a clingy ex, Sloane keeps you updated. Email, text — you'll know what's happening the second it happens.
Links. Confirmations. Booking info. Delivered via text. Fast, simple, no awkward repeats.
Need to prove what was said? Want to catch someone lying? Sloane records it. Transcribes it. Files it. Boom.
Don't just take our word for it. Listen to Sloane in action handling real calls with actual humans.
Watch Sloane effortlessly handle a booking request without breaking a sweat.
Sloane handles questions like a pro, minus the attitude.
More human than most humans, actually. Natural voice, smart responses, zero robot vibes. Your customers won't even know they're talking to AI.
Sloane handles weird like a champ. Can't answer something? She'll take a message and make sure you get all the details. No awkward "uhhhh" moments.
Hell yes. Update greetings, responses, everything — whenever you want. It's your business, your rules. Sloane just follows them perfectly.
Keep it. Forward it. Done. No new numbers to memorize, no business cards to reprint. Your phone setup stays exactly the same, just better.
Nope. Setup takes 5 minutes. Seriously. No equipment, no installations, no IT department begging. Just forward your calls and boom — you're done.
"I used to spend half my day on the phone. Now I actually groom dogs. Revolutionary concept, right? Sloane saved my sanity and my business."
Dog Grooming Salon
"24/7 coverage without paying overtime? Yes please. Sloane books more appointments than my human receptionist ever did. Sorry, Karen."
HVAC Services
"Professional, reliable, and never gossips about clients. Sloane is everything a receptionist should be. Plus, no sick days or drama."
Law Office
Free forever plan. No credit card. No "free trial" that charges you when you forget to cancel.
