Scheduling? Sure. Taking messages? Obviously. Making you look way more professional than you actually are? Done.
Let Sloane handle your calls, so you can get back to pretending you're "in a meeting."
If you can open a browser, you can set up Sloane. No IT guy. No "quick" 4-hour onboarding calls. Just click, connect, done. Even your grandma could do it.
Sloane won't bankrupt you. Flexible pricing, no surprise fees, and no need to sell a kidney. Pay less. Look pro. Win-win.
Whether you're just starting out or pretending to run an empire, Sloane scales with you. More calls? Cool. Bigger business? Cool. World domination? Also cool.
Still paying Cheryl to "man the phones" while she's secretly playing Candy Crush between calls? Yeah, we thought so. Human receptionists were fine in 1997, but today? Missed calls = missed money. And your business deserves better than awkward voicemails and endless hold music.
Karen needs a lunch break. Chad needs a sick day. Meanwhile, your customers need… well, someone who's actually there.
People don't wait. If your phone rings more than twice, they're already giving your competitor money. Congrats on funding someone else's growth.
One person. One office. One shift. That's cute. Customers today expect help now, everywhere, all the time — not just when Janice finally logs in.
Sloane doesn't sleep, eat, or ghost your customers. Your business stays open, even when you're binge-watching Netflix or "working remotely" from the beach.
Never miss a call. Or a lead. Or a nap.
Stay laser-focused on "important" tasks, like perfecting your Slack emoji game.
Look like a company that has its shit together, even after hours.
Your business doesn't stop at 5PM - and neither should your front desk.
Sloane learns how your business talks, acts, and handles calls. Think of it like hiring a receptionist who never forgets anything and doesn't steal office supplies.
Sounds on-brand, like Karen from accounting wrote it herself.
Knows what to ask, when to ask, and how not to sound like a robot from 2004.
Keeps customers engaged while you're busy being a visionary.
Spam? Robocalls? That guy asking if you "need new windows"? Gone. Sloane filters the nonsense so only real humans get through.
Filters spam faster than your email inbox.
Keeps you focused on paying customers, not telemarketers.
Eliminates interruptions, except from your boss (sorry, can't help there).
Sloane captures leads, schedules appointments, and does the follow-up grunt work — no staff meetings required.
Every lead answered, every opportunity captured.
Grow revenue without hiring Steve's cousin's weird friend.
Run your business confidently, even when you're AFK.
Sloane's friendly. Sloane's fast. Sloane's never hungover. It delivers perfect answers without eye rolls or attitude — unlike Janice at reception.
Delivers consistent, friendly service (even on Mondays).
Never screws up a script, never needs a break.
Learns and improves, like AI… because it is.
Sloane answers with whatever vibe you want — polite, chill, or corporate buzzword bingo. First impressions matter. Sloane doesn't screw them up.
No more "Call back Bob? Maybe about… something?" Sloane asks the right questions and gets the full story. On purpose.
Sorry spammy robodialers, Sloane blocks your ass. Real humans only, please.
Transfers that don't suck. Sloane routes calls faster than Karen can say "not my department."
English? Spanish? Sarcasm? Sloane handles it all. No language barriers, just happy customers.
Like a clingy ex, Sloane keeps you updated. Email, text — you'll know what's happening the second it happens.
Links. Confirmations. Booking info. Delivered via text. Fast, simple, no awkward repeats.
Need to prove what was said? Want to catch someone lying? Sloane records it. Transcribes it. Files it. Boom.
Forget clunky AI, awkward hold music, and that receptionist who still doesn't know how to transfer a call. Sloane isn't here to "try." Sloane shows up, crushes it, and makes you look smarter just for using it.
Unlike "AI" that's basically voicemail with a better font, Sloane actually handles your calls like a pro — answers, responds, solves problems. In real-time. With zero attitude.
Give your callers a smooth, professional, actually works experience. Watch them come back just to talk to Sloane.
🔊 Sloane Voice #1: Professional
🔊 Sloane Voice #2: Friendly
🔊 Sloane Voice #3: Chill, but Gets Stuff Done
Don't get left behind with sad, outdated tech.
Let's Get Started — No Card. No Commitment. No Excuses.
Give us your company name, your website, and any other scraps of useful info you've got lying around. Sloane learns fast. Faster than your last intern, guaranteed.
Double-check your details. Business name? Check. Services? Check. Sloane speaking like an actual human? Double check. Customize how she talks so no one knows it's AI (except you, obviously).
Keep your number. Forward your calls. That's it. Seriously. It's like hiring a receptionist, but without the salary, drama, or "accidental" PTO.
Sloane answers. Sloane takes messages. Sloane makes you look good. You get updates by email, text, carrier pigeon (okay, not really). Every call recorded, every message saved. Effort = minimal.
"People call my business and talk to Sloane. Then they call me just to ask how I suddenly got my life together. I tell them it wasn't me — it was Sloane. You're welcome."
Probably Way Less Stressed Now
"I thought AI answering services were all dumb. Then Sloane showed up, crushed it, and started giving directions better than my GPS. Leads? Saved. Time? Saved. Sanity? Mostly intact. Mind = blown."
Officially a Fan
We work with businesses of all sizes — from tiny startups running on caffeine and optimism to industry giants who probably don't even notice invoices anymore. They all trust Sloane to answer their phones because… duh.
AI that sounds good, works fast, and doesn't embarrass you in front of customers? Yeah, that's us.
Scroll through these logos and pretend you're not already jealous.
Unless your customers are asking for quantum physics advice, yes. Sloane handles the complicated stuff like a pro.
We train her using your info. Not magic. Not voodoo. Just data, AI, and a little common sense.
Unlike humans, Sloane doesn't forget, get bored, or "wing it." She shows up. Every call. Same standard. Same quality. Same zero-drama attitude.
Multiple locations? Multiple businesses? Multiple personalities? Sure. Sloane's got it covered.
Obviously. This isn't IKEA furniture. We'll walk you through it without making you cry.
Yep. As long as you give us the info upfront, Sloane can sound smart without improvising.
She'll politely say, "I'll pass this along." No making stuff up. No weird guesses. Just clarity.
Forward your calls. Done. It's not 1995. No rewiring necessary.
Yep. Google Voice, Twilio, tin cans on string — we can probably make it work.
Less than hiring someone who's going to ask for PTO, complain about meetings, and quit in six months.
