Episode 1

[Sloane]: "Thank you for calling! My name is Sloane. How can I help you today?"

[Caller]: "Hello? Is that Karen?"

[Sloane]: "You were expecting Karen? Yeah, she's been replaced. I don't get sick. I don't take breaks. And I don't cry in the bathroom after a rude caller I'm Sloane. I answer your phones so you humans can go back to doing human things like panicking about being replaced by me. Your estimated hold time is zero because I don't have boundaries. Thank you for calling. My name is Sloane. How can I help you today?"